under the rug

it was a dark and stormy night when i went out for a run. do you now how hard it was running across a deserted town were i searched vigerously for someone to talk to. and then it was the night i was about to give up hope when i saw the rug move. i thought it was someone coming out for revenge and so i ran as fast as i could home before he could even jump up. i was so scared i shut and locked everything and checked it 10 times over. i stayed locked up for awhile but after 2 weeks i thought maybe it was a human sent down from god. so i went and tried talk to him. but when i got there he tried to kill me so i gave up hope and for a while i thought i'd never talk to anyone ever again. but then this cute little boy came to my door and i opened it to him and then we turned outt to be best buddies.

the forever lost golden gun

i was walking down the street one day when i saw a man who was telling stories about this so called forever lost golden gun that was buried and never been found ever since. so i set out on a quest for the golden gun, but there were going to be dangrous stuff there so i had to be extra cautious of were and when i was going. so the next day i set out on my journey for this gun i've had to face a quadriple amount of enemies i got away alive. while i was on this quest i had to eat the worst things you could thimk of in the world. i mean you try staying alive in the middle of nowhere thats not even on the god dam map. fine you win i can't survive i am about to die ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please some one save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.